Scary movie philosophies.

Eric Newson’s trusted horror story philosophy of life check list. No matter what scary story you know, do the test.

1. Trust the one who knows. Avoid the ones that don’t

2. Never separate!

3. Technology will fail. Always have a back up plan.

4. Money isn’t that important.

5. Keep a good luck charm.

6. Take care of your feet. (that one is mine).

So throw away all self-help textbooks. This. Is. The Manual.